My Heart And Me

I received an email from my former office mate. It makes me smile. This message may apply to single and married people. It’s a realistic one in this computer age.

Dear Technical Support Group,

Last year. I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and notice a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications. which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many others valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5.
And then installed undesirable program such as: NBA 5.0=C2, NFL 3.0 and Golf clubs 4.1
Also conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and house cleaning 2.6 simply crusher the system.
Please take note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problem, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyouloveme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If the application works as designed. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and flower 3.5.
However, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Gumpy silence 2.5, Happy hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring loudly Beta.
What ever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother in law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control all your system resources) In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program these are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and can not learn new applications quickly, You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend cooking 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7.

Good luck!
Technical Support Group (TSG)

In some point its funny but in realization it helps me to know the importance of this applications that may help me in the future.

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I received a phone call when I was taking dinner from an old friend from abroad. I’m expecting his call because my sister told me about him. My sister can not accompany her friend because she lives abroad. She asked a favor to take charge on her behalf. Since I met this man we became good friends and with the whole family as well. We talked many things asking about my family. He wanted to see my mother and my brothers as well. He’s here for a business trip. He wants to spend his last two days with my family. How can I resist a request from a good friend. Having him as a family friend is our honor. He takes care of my mother, I felt his love and care to my family that touches my heart. His been so vocal about his feelings to us. He always says “I Love You” before he hung up the phone. Sometimes I feel ashamed to say it back to him. In some cases I don’t ask for a compliment in return when I praise someone, and I don’t ask for a commitment when I tell another of my affection. I want to let it be free expression of what is going on inside me. I don’t say anything I don’t feel, but I do express every good feelings I have about others. Saying “I love you” to a family friend that I seldom see makes friendship worthy. The best portion of a good man’s life-his acts of kindness and of love.

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I had a vivid dream last night. A dream that I felt it’s real. In my dream, I went back home in our province. I saw our old house where I grew up. A house that full of sad and happy memories during my childhood and teenage life. I saw myself cleaning the house that I usually do in my teenage and in real life. I love gardening and I love red and white roses. In my dream I saw myself clearly doing all the things I did same as before. I had a dream that happened in real life. What is the meaning of my dream? When I woke up I read my book about the interpretation of dreams. The book interpreted that its a sign of joy and happiness. I hope my dream will do come true in real life. We all know that there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But for me it’s better to lose some of the battles in the struggles for my dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what I’m fighting for. My dream help me to realize that at this point of my life, even when we are sunk in the stormiest moments of life, I should never, never, never lose hope. Problems are here to help us enjoy life more fully. There will always be a solution in the end.

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