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Installing A Husband

  • 2008-09-25 (Thu) 20:06
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I received an email from my former office mate. It makes me smile. This message may apply to single and married people. It’s a realistic one in this computer age.

Dear Technical Support Group,

Last year. I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and notice a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications. which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many others valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5.
And then installed undesirable program such as: NBA 5.0=C2, NFL 3.0 and Golf clubs 4.1
Also conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and house cleaning 2.6 simply crusher the system.
Please take note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problem, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyouloveme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If the application works as designed. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and flower 3.5.
However, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Gumpy silence 2.5, Happy hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring loudly Beta.
What ever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother in law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control all your system resources) In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program these are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and can not learn new applications quickly, You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend cooking 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7.

Good luck!
Technical Support Group (TSG)

In some point its funny but in realization it helps me to know the importance of this applications that may help me in the future.

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Comments (Close):6

yuki 08-09-26 (Fri) 12:21

Hello. what a nice advise of the TSG group hehe.
but in real life it does. we need to apply it in our day to day
life. Happy weekend.

Aya 08-09-26 (Fri) 14:33

Hi! nice to meet you.
for me this application may not applicable to me
because my husband is sensitive to my feelings.
i’m one of the luckiest wife to have a husband like him.
have a nice day.

ian 08-09-26 (Fri) 17:03

in some point, its true. maybe its just a simulation of what the reality is.

have a nice day ahead. take care…

Malou 08-09-27 (Sat) 17:03

Hi Yuki
Thank you for your time.
I agree it happens all the time.
Happy weekend!

Malou 08-09-27 (Sat) 17:05

Hello Aya
Thank you for posting a comment.
I’m happy for you for having an ideal husband.
stay as you are, take care.
Have a nice day too.

Malou 08-09-27 (Sat) 17:06

Hello Ian
Thanks! yup your right.
take care too and happy weekend!

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